*tries on http://redheadedseamstress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/alice_in_wonderland_johnny_depp_as_mad_hatter_new_picture_tim_burton.jpg*
*has extremely high hopes and holds Mad Hatter Hat in hand wicked smile comes to face*
There is a place..... Like no place on Earth.... A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!....Some say to survive it....You need to be as Mad as a Hatter.....*puts on hat*....Which luckily..I am...
*gets applause and jumps around dancing happily*
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*throws away costume in TeamJasper bag and yells out to no one in particular*
TAKE FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO!!!!!
*puts on Harry Potter Cloak and scarf and holds out wand and sings Harry Potter quotes*
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
*gets no response: no clapping*
*grumbles and throws outfit away again in TeamJasper bag*
*plops down on couch and thinks....light bulb goes off*
*jumps up and walks in Mrs.Lovett dress: http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10665040/Evening_Dress_Evening_Gown_Or_Ball_Gown_Black.jpg and has Sweeney Todd outfit in other hand to quickly change into*
*changes outfit as lines switch*
Sweeney Todd: Noooooo! Would no one have mercy on her?
Mrs. Lovett: So it's you. Benjamin Barker
Sweeney Todd: Where's Lucy? Where's my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself, arsenic from the apothecary round the corner, I tried to stop her, but she wouldn't listen to me, and he's got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Mrs. Lovett: *nods* Adopted her like his own.
Sweeney Todd: 15 years sweating, and living hell, for a false charge. 15 years dreaming I might come home to a wife and child.
Mrs. Lovett: Well, I can't say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Barker.
Sweeney Todd: No, not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd... and he will have his revenge.
*no response again: no clapping*
I GIVE UP!!!
*response: clapping*
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Lolz i will post as much as i can on this blog!
-Alice
There is a place... like no place on earth...
ReplyDeleteSome say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatress...
Which luckily, I am!
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Tarrant:: *walks across the table*
Mallymkun:: Hey, watch where ye' goin'!
Tarrant:: *doesn't notice Mally* It's you! *stares at Alice, a big smile on his face*
Mally:: *puts cup back into place* No, it's not! McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice!
Thackery:: *grabs his ears* It's the wrong Alice!
Tarr:: You're absolutely Alice - I'd know you anywhere! *turns to Mally & Thack* I'd know him anywhere!
Mally&Thack:: *laughs/giggles madly*
Tarr:: *picks Alice up and begins to walk back over the table* As you can see, we're still having tea - all because I was obliged to kill time waiting for your return! Well, Time got terribly offended and stopped alltogether! *pats pillow on the chair Alice is gonna sit on* Not a tick ever since!
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Hehehhehe, couldn't resist...
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe....
Cool blog, darlin'! ^.^
Ya sista,
Martine!